"A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave."
–Jack Nicklaus
"Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you."
–Arnold Palmer
"An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse."
–Unknown
"As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round."
–Ben Hogan
"Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears."
–Bobby Jones
"Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle."
–Unknown
"Golf is Life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life."
–Unknown
"Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind."
–Unknown
"Golf is a game in which you yell 'Fore!', shoot six, and write down five."
–Paul Harvey
"Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals."
–Art Spander
"Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result."
–Tommy Armour
"Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance."
–Alistair Cooke
